bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

This is the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me!

(Source: captainpcarter)

bradleysbumchin:

it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.

this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be

you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you 

you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better

and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.

(Source: transponsters)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor)

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner)

hogwartsartists:

Genderbent Trio by ~emmilinne

"The hottest boring accounting guy this summer.”

(Source: knightley-emma)

gilldoesbookstuff:

[1/∞] Favorite Characters: Augustus Waters from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
"…to love and be loved despite the loss of the self he so carefully cultivated, is to my mind way more heroic than those traditional notions of Great Men Doing Great Things."
John Green

gilldoesbookstuff:

[1/] Favorite Characters: Augustus Waters from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

"…to love and be loved despite the loss of the self he so carefully cultivated, is to my mind way more heroic than those traditional notions of Great Men Doing Great Things."

John Green

andrewgarfielddaily presents:
↳ andrew garfield + drunk

youngwildanddarcy:

Emma Approved vs. Tumblr

I’ve been seeing a lot of these going around, and I had to make my own. :)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL